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		<title>Back Story</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[trevorpercy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 13:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m not sure why I thought to take the picture of the sign but didn&#8217;t think to ask what brought on the need for the sign. My hope is that a fatcat lawyer downed a few soap balls after a three-martini power lunch.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m not sure why I thought to take the picture of the sign but didn&#8217;t think to ask what brought on the need for the sign.</p>
<p>My hope is that a fatcat lawyer downed a few soap balls after a three-martini power lunch.</p>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[trevorpercy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Seemed like a hard-working fella, but I&#8217;ve never seen someone in a suit scooping popcorn at a movie theatre, that I can recall. He&#8217;s on the right. I suppose it makes sense if it&#8217;s going to be $8 for a small bag.]]></description>
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<p>Seemed like a hard-working fella, but I&#8217;ve never seen someone in a suit scooping popcorn at a movie theatre, that I can recall. He&#8217;s on the right.</p>
<p>I suppose it makes sense if it&#8217;s going to be $8 for a small bag.</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t do it.</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[trevorpercy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Sssshhhhhh. Don&#8217;t wake the lion. Srsly.]]></description>
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<p>Sssshhhhhh.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t wake the lion.</p>
<p>Srsly.</p>
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		<title>Okay, Sears. Please try less.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 16:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Wow. Thanks Sears. For a second there I thought it might be confusing figure out what the price would be. Well done.]]></description>
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<p>Wow. Thanks Sears.</p>
<p>For a second there I thought it might be confusing figure out what the price would be.</p>
<p>Well done.</p>


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